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This is more like a bad ending, but I love it so much that sharing is caring.

F.A.R.T: The Movie

The back of the box says this film depicts: "The eternal triangle -- 90's style."





I don't want to know what that means.

I made this worse than it actually is, but less boring

I made this worse than it is, but less boring from Paul Rice on Vimeo.

The Exterminator may be a film worth checking out if you like to watch only films that Roger Ebert despised.

Keep on dancin'

Nine Deaths of the Ninja might as well be called an arthaus stabtacular.

The Towering

The Tower is the most energy-efficient building in all of Canada


The Towering from Bad Beginnings on Vimeo.

in the early 80's. Bad precedent!

Abraxas, uhhhh

so have you ever been vaulted? Or bolted? Waltz-ted? I dunno. Something?



Yeah, that. Have you ever been?

"Please hold on a little bit longer"

in anticipation of the credits for Cyber Vengeance.


"Please hold on a little bit longer" from Bad Beginnings on Vimeo.

Time honored Ninja Burial

Ken Watanabe wrote Ninja Warriors, from which this credit sequence is lifted.



I would love to see the screenplay that details these events.